cursor by thetremblingofmyhand What do we say to the God of Death?

fitchris25:

Calories = Energy

And guess what you need energy for?

Breathing.
Circulation.
Digesting food.
Thinking.
Walking.
Talking.
Shaking hands.
Climbing stairs.
Typing.
Scrolling through Tumblr.
Taking selfies.
Having sex.
Masturbating.
Running.
Lifting weights.
Doing yoga.
Dancing.

Life. You need energy for life.

Please eat. And please eat ENOUGH.

gracehelbl0g:

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

HOW TO REPORT SAM’S VIDEO:

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Click “sexual content”.

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This will provide a drop down menu where you can click “Other sexual content.”

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This will bring you to another section where you can “provide additional details”. Here you can explain why you feel Sam’s video is inappropriate.

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sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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gallifreyan-detective:

Requested by pinkladykiller.

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Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D
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youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

theboatwasactuallyplanc:

I still can’t emphasis how much I love these posters. Just well done Radio Times you magnificent people.

Deep Breath
Into the Dalek
Robot of Sherwood
Listen
Time Heist
The Caretaker
Kill the Moon
Mummy on the Orient Express
Flatline
In the Forest of the Night
Dark Water
Death in Heaven

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nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

sherlock-hannibal:

Taking off a helmet is not as easy as it looks.

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

did-you-kno:

Actress Tatiana Maslany, also a trained dancer, uses different dance styles to help inspire the movements and personalities of each of her characters on Orphan Black. Source

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

» anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important
mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”